Midget Man Tuggie
VENDOR: BACHELORETTE PARTY FAVORS
Snuggle up with the fuzzy sock that warms your tiny cock! The original Midget Man Tuggie is perfect for warming your morning wood hiding your afternoon boners, and disguising those all-day semis. Don't be fooled by the cheap imitations-- only the Midget Man Tuggie keeps you hands-free and your junk covered anywhere you go! Ordinary tube socks work great, but they look terrible! The stylish, leopard-print fleece Midget Man Tuggie wraps around your pleasure rod and sack, allowing you to let your stuff hang in any setting you can imagine. Wear it on the plane, in cold movie theatres, at the ball game, on vacation or even to the beach--it doesn't matter, you still look and feel great!